i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
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The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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