We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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