What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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