I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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