And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Randomize
