I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
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Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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