Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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