Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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