areolas are like halos for boobs.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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