I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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