after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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