Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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