Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Just pee around me
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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