So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
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I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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