he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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