so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
