SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I need water and some morals
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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