i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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