my sisters under your porch take her home
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
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