Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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