Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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