Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I just threw up on my dentist
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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