I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
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Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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