guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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