ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
It's Friday. Sex?
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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