C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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