I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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