You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
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It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
We had to coat check the pizza.
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize