Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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