so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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