i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
