This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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