it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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