I think I am morally bankrupt
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
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Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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