I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
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well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
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She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Randomize