Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I'm passing your future prison.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
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lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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