I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
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