The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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