weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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