I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
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If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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