no, he came in my armpit
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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