this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Actions speak louder than pants.
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Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
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COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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