I didn't shave. On purpose
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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