you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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