I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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