i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Randomize
