Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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