dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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