shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
third nipple confirmed
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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