You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
sarcasm needs its own font
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Randomize