Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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