I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
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