Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
